So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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