Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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