he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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