i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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