i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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