Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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