I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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