Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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