Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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