I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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