dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
