i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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