I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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