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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

(812): View more from Indiana

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(646): View more from New York

Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(214): View more from Texas

I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work

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(404): View more from Georgia

Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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(716): View more from New York

Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked

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(818): View more from California

You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.

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