I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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