I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
