can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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