new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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