Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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