And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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