all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
you never un-have a 4some
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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