I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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