Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Boobs speak an international language.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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