I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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