Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize