Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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