And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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