just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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