Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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