Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
