let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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