everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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