what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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