i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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