hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
from now on my penis is your penis
my vag is so smooth its legendary
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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