I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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