So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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