somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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