Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
