awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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