the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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