Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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