i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
smell my finger.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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