At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just google imaged poop.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i now understand why vodka
I think my moral compass just broke
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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