Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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