but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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