i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
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I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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