nut hugger
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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