Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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