You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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