EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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