I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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