he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
