erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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