Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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