Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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