So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
do nipples grow back?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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