He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm both gender and math confused
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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